‘HR hung up on me’: After being fired, HR director contacts ex-employee asking to hire them as a contractor, only to be appalled when they ask for a pay rate 5x their former salary

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    After working at this mid-sized company as a P.E. for over 4 years, last Friday (8/15) at 4:00 PM I was sent to HR and told I'd been laid off effective immediately.
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    I was handed a check for the first half of the month, no severance, no accrued PTO (we switched to unlimited this year), and a paper that the company wanted me to sign that stated I had resigned.
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    I was paid all that I was due and contained a material non- compete clause. I refused and they said that they would not provide me a reference.
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    As I was driving home, my now former indirect corporate engineering director called saying that he heard that I was fired as a cost cutting measure and called the company's move SI dal.
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    He said would write me a great recommendation letter and to give any potential employer his direct line number.
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    So over the weekend I update my resume and start networking. On Monday I signed up for unemployment, moved my 401k into an IRA, and filled out the forms to be put on my wife's insurance.
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    Tuesday I received a call from HR saying that they wanted to hire me back as a contractor in order to finish up the work I "failed to complete before I quit."
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    I replied that I did not quit, I was fired. The HR flunkie argued that I signed their resignation form. I replied that I had not and that they should read what I wrote, which was "All Lies Refuse to Sign."
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    After a few moments, Mr. Flunkie says that he would need to speak with his boss and someone would get back to me later.
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    Today I get a call from Ms HR Director saying that If I don't come back in that would be equivalent to refusing to take a job and be grounds for denying unemployment.
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    I replied that I never refused, and in fact, would be willing to return as a contractor as they requested. I told her that I would email her a signable .pdf contract by the end of business today.
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    So this afternoon I downloaded an appropriate consulting engineering contract, edited it appropriately, and sent it to Ms HR Director.
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    Within 30 min. of sending it, she calls me up and starts screaming about my pay rate which, among many other Ts&Cs, was 4.5 times my former salary.
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    I waited for her to run out of steam and said that I understood her position and that she was welcome to refuse. She then hung up on me.
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    I wonder what will happen when they discover that a consulting firm, or any other P.E., will insist on redoing all my calculations and will charge the company much more than I would cost them.
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    I've already received calls generated from my network tree. They're mostly worthless independent recruiters who I politely tell thanks, but no thanks.
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    I did, however, receive a call back from a former boss with whom I truly got along. He had left a past, but not my last company, to go to much greener pastures.
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    He said that his company just approved a new position that he believes I'd be great for. After catching up, he said he'd set up interviews next week.
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    Talk about good timing.

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